Wry World of Sports Salutes the Canadian Women's Hockey Team

Shocking news came out of the Olympics today.  Women play hockey.  Who knew?  The Canadians beat the US to take the gold and they've caused quite the stir by coming back out onto the ice with beer, champagne and cigars to celebrate.  One of the team members was a year under the drinking age.  Gasp!  How are people supposed to explain to their children that adults like to have fun after they have achieved a lifelong goal?

To all of the fuddy duddies that are unhappy with the ladies behavior, we at Two Parts Rye would like to invite you to go fuck yourselves.