Wry Slamma Jamma: Mike Miller is Petyr Baelish

Thanks to Mathew Mcconaughey, I have escaped from the worm hole, and I can tell you that the aliens are still invading the NBA.  World of Fire and Ice, not on my planet hippy.

The truth is out there: http://twopartsrye.blogspot.com/search/label/basketball

Wry Slamma Jamma: Rick Pitino is a wookie

Louisville has a chance.
Because wookies rip off the opposing coaches arms when they lose in the final four.
I suggest a new strategy Calipari.  Let the wookie win.

Wry Slamma Jamma: The mother ship has dropped a load in Bloomington

A little time in the sun and some "Just for Hynerian" hair
coloring won't fool me you shifty alien scum.

Wry Slamma Jamma: Yabba Dabba Done!

Bruce Pearl was fired today.  I think that he's a hell of a coach, but dude.

I shouldn't have given Aaron Craft my world famous brontosaurus ribs!

Wry Slamma Jamma: 2011 NCAA Tournament Prediction

I got Ohio State over BYU in the final; the ultimate match-up of good vs evil.  Ohio State will win.  Why?



Evil will always beat good because good is dumb.

Wry Slamma Jamma: Bo Ryan is an Alien



I have been quiet lately.  But I have not deserted my post.  I am watching you, you alien basketball fiends.



Wry World of Sports Mid-August Edition

Last Week , the side-kick, aka Lebron, tweeted: "Don't think for one min that I haven't been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone!"  Most people thought that he was referring to Charles Barkly, MJ, or the media.  I know who he's really talking about.  I'm the only one who remembers that he and D-Wade have hooked up before.  I remember the battle of Endor.

There's been some hullabaloo about somebody "grounded his club in a bunker" at the PGA championship.  First of all, golf is not a sport.  Second of all, that's what she said.  Finally, a Michael Scott moment.

Steelers fans have been stressed about offseason, hmm-hmm, issues.  Remember Steelers fans, you can say something that Bengals and Browns fans can't.  No one from our team has been arrested this year.

In the most exciting news of the summer, our softball team won the Columbus church league's equivalent to the NIT.  The hi-lite was World-Wide-Kev sending a bouncer into some poor girls face, causing the team that was whooping us in the semi-final to forfeit.  Piece of advice, if you don't got the glove, stay off of the hot corner.  She was all like, "hey, isn't that World-Wide-Kev?"  Then she was like "has anyone seen my left upper bicuspid?"  That's the way we roll in the co-ed church league.

LeKing is Dead. Long Live LeQueen

Have fun being D-Wade's errand boy quitter.

Oh yeah, he's an alien too.  I can't keep your secret any longer traitor.

Wry Slamma Jamma: De'Gloria, Glolante, or LeBron's Momante?

Rumor has it that there is a new celebrity power couple out there, and it's wild enough to turn Lebron into LeQuitter.  LeBron Jame's Mom, Gloria, is rumored to be hooking up with teammate Delonte West, causing him to tank the playoffs.  I predict that they will be the next Bradgelina/Bennifer.

Most sane people figure that this is a bullshit story.  I don't know.  What woman could resist a face like this?

In a league full of space aliens, he hails from the planet Yikes.

Wry Slamma Jamma: Rondo Revisited

You can't expect Mo Williams to guard this "guy".

The laws of physics mean nothing to him.

Wry Slamma Jamma: Follow Lebron's Elbow on Twitter

http://twitter.com/LeBronsElbow

Some Hi-Lites

• LeBron is putting me on display at practice today. I am not a piece of meat. Now I know how Megan Fox's bagina feels...
• No I'm not friends with Kevin Garnett's Elbow. We hung out once and all he did was make angry faces.
• Home from the Clinic. Told me I'm bruised. I told them I was forged in the fires of Mordor so that is impossible. We're agreeing to disagree
• MRI Results back. Just what I thought. They found no damage, a autograph from Jesus, the tears of Joakim Noah and a lightning bolt.

Wry Slamma Jamma: Joakim Noah is a Klingon

A chick Klingon...

Enjoy the offseason punk.

I have to admit, that he's a much better pro than I thought he'd be.

Wry Slamma Jamma: Welcome to the Off-season Ohio State

Tennessee 76.  OSU 73
Box out dumbasses, then you won't give up 18 offensive rebounds.

I insist on having the last laugh.

Wry Slamma Jamma: Consider your bracket busted

Yep, my bracket is pretty much toast.  Doesn't bother me too much, the Buckeye's have a really good shot at making it to the final four.  In fact, if they don't make it, it'll be a Kansas style choke job.

I don't claim to be a basketball expert.  I just claim that the game has been taken over by aliens.  How much proof do I have to offer until the world takes notice?

Wry Slamma Jamma: Aliens win the Big 10

Wry Slamma Jamma: Buckeye Hatin Chris Asked For More Evidence of the Alien Invasion

It's going to be hard to top Chris Bosh and Admiral Ackbar.  BHC might be too young to get this one.

Even Euros should avoid the Flock Of Seagulls Hair-do

Wry Slamma Jamma: Seriously folks, our arenas are being invaded by aliens

It's a trap!

Wry Slamma Jamma: Another refugee from the mother ship

Wry Slamma Jamma: I can't believe that Yakov Smirnoff is playing for the Toronto Raptors

Wry Slamma Jamma: The Mother ship is in Orbit

I'm just saying ...