Which shows to show you that one of the following are true about William Faulkner
- He never drank moonshine.
- He never drank Scotch.
- He never drank Scotch nor Moonshine.
So, it's national Scotch day. Whose nation? Ours I guess. I'm not sure that it's really a true national day. The whole thing may be a trick by Scotch distributors to get some free pub. Today, it worked.
For those of you who are new to Two Parts Rye, Scotch isn't really my thing. You see, I used to lead a double life. Pretending that I like Scotch, yep, I wanted to be sophisticated. But it was all a lie. A LIE I TELL YOU. I am now comfortable enough with myself to admit the truth. The stuff tastes like someone left an old shoe in a perfectly good Irish Whiskey. That was liberating.
You can decide for yourself as to whether or not that's a condemnation of Scotch, or my stinky feet.
From the web: To create The Balvenie PortWood Aged 21 Years, a marriage of rare Balvenie is transferred to port casks, or pipes, which have held fine port wines. Here it is sampled regularly by The Balvenie Malt Master to ensure that just the right amount of character is imparted by the port casks, enhancing and developing the single malt whilst preserving its original characteristics.
Tasting Notes: Mint, leather, menthol, nutmeg, tobacco, and a hint of Doctor Scholl's.
Theoretically, this will show up on The Balvenie's Facebook page. If it does, we'll know that they never actually read this post, or they have a sense of humor.