|You need to step up your game Pastor Glenn.|
- Ohio State (12-0) Beat Michigan 42-41. Enjoy your moral victories bitches. And... Fight! Fight! Fight! And our defense sucks. And I need to have another son so I can name him Carlos.
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- Florida State (12-0) Beat Florida 37-7. Looks like the Criminoles are ready to graduate from 1-AA.
- Auburn (11-1) Beat Alabama 34-28. I told you that they were playing the quality football in Alabama. Now it's time to pull that rabbit's foot out of your ass and lose to Missouri. Also, your coach makes Tressel look stylish. Which means he is a giant fucking dork.
- Michigan State (11-1) Beat Minnisota 14-3. The Jim Bollman juggernaut will hang a cool 17 on OSU this weekend.
- Missouri (11-1) Beat Johnny Syphilis 28-21.