Power Rye 2013 Week 7

It's more fun than where's Waldo.

The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available.  Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix.  Before I sober up, I pinch off a post.

This week's Power Wry is brought to you by Knappougue Castle 14.  Stanford is out.  How Utes doin?  Oklahoma! did Oklahoma! things and they are gone too.

1. Clemson (6-0) Defeated Boston College 24-14.  The hacks in the AP would drop you a couple of spots for that.  I'm going to wait for Florida State to kick your ass next week.
2. Oregon (6-0) Defeated Washington. 45-24.
3. Ohio State (6-0) Grilled out and chilled.
4. Miami (5-0) Did not play.  Abortion Saturday is a holiday at the U.  Too soon?
5. Alabama (5-0) Beat Kentucky 48-7.
6. Florida State (5-0) Did not play?  Kids these days are just lazy.
7. UCLA (4-0) Defeated Cal 37-10.  Everybody does that.
8. Texas Arts & Crafts (4-1) Defeated Mississippi 41-38.  A stunned nation cheered, I mean held it's breath when Johnny Claim-jumper appeared to injure his knee.
9. Baylor (5-0) Eked out a win against K-State 35-35.  Token Big 12(10) team.
10. LSU (6-1) Defeated Florida 17-6.  Do you want to know how bad college coaching is compared to the NFL?  Cam No Chin Cameron is considered an offensive genius at LSU.