Monday, November 11, 2013

Power Wry Week 11: It's homer time.

Is that a topless Brett Bielema
 or the Oregon football team?  I can't tell.
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available.  Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix.  Before I sober up, I pinch off a post.

In honor of the Arkansas head coach, I am drinking boxed wine before lunch time.
  1. Ohio State (9-0) Did not play, dramatically improving their strength of schedule.
  2. Alabama (9-0) Beat LSU 38-17.  Nothing like beating a bunch of ex-cons coached by a mental patient.
  3. Florida State (9-0) Beat Not a-Wake Forest 59-3.  Also, Miami lost to Va Tech invalidating all quality wins in the ACC.
  4. Baylor (8-0) Beat Oklahoma! 41-12.  Great to see those rival high school teams get together.
  5. Stanford (8-1) Beat Oregon 26-20.  Who says that you need a play book bigger than a post-it-note.
  6. Wisconsin (8-1 7-2) Beat BYU 27-17.  You can't bring a group of clean cut kids with an  honor code to Madison Wisconsin and expect positive results.
  7. Michigan State (8-1) Did not play, dramatically improving their strength of Schedule.
  8. Missouri (9-1) Beat Kentucky 48-17.  Allegedly
  9. Clemson (8-1) Did not play.  Isn't it great that we can go back to not giving two shits about Clemson?
  10. Oregon (8-1) Lost to Stanford proving that they are soft.  Jelly belly soft.

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