Saturday, May 1, 2010

Wry Slamma Jamma: Follow Lebron's Elbow on Twitter

Some Hi-Lites
  • LeBron is putting me on display at practice today. I am not a piece of meat. Now I know how Megan Fox's bagina feels...
  • No I'm not friends with Kevin Garnett's Elbow. We hung out once and all he did was make angry faces.
  • Home from the Clinic. Told me I'm bruised. I told them I was forged in the fires of Mordor so that is impossible. We're agreeing to disagree
  • MRI Results back. Just what I thought. They found no damage, a autograph from Jesus, the tears of Joakim Noah and a lightning bolt.

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