Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Wry Slamma Jamma: De'Gloria, Glolante, or LeBron's Momante?

Rumor has it that there is a new celebrity power couple out there, and it's wild enough to turn Lebron into LeQuitter.  LeBron Jame's Mom, Gloria, is rumored to be hooking up with teammate Delonte West, causing him to tank the playoffs.  I predict that they will be the next Bradgelina/Bennifer.

Most sane people figure that this is a bullshit story.  I don't know.  What woman could resist a face like this?

In a league full of space aliens, he hails from the planet Yikes.

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