What in the Wry World of Sports is going on here?

I you like that pun, you'll love my basketball tag line.  Hint 82-84 Houston Cougars.

Anyway...

What Tiger should have said at his press conference last Friday.  "I'm a rich asshole.  Now if you excuse me, I have a noon tee-time."

Tony Kornheiser gets suspended from PTI becaause he made fun of this outfit on the radio...

Maybe she was auditioning for Cougar Town, which is aired on ESPN's sister network: ABC?