Monday, October 31, 2011

The Power Wry 10-31-11 Halloween BS Ranking. Powered by too much candy! And beer. And bourbon.

Ohio State 33.  Wisconsin 20
Best game that I have ever attended.
This is using the NBA standard,
Which means that only the last 5 minutes are worth watching.

The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available.  Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix.  Two days later, I pinch off a post.
  1. LSU Bye.  Stayed home to prepare for the national title game against Alabama.
  2. Alabama Bye.  Stayed home to prepare for the national title game against LSU.  Buckeye Hating Chris would have you believe that they already won it in Happy Valley.
  3. Oklahoma State (8-0) Defeated Baylor 59-24.  All SEC top 3.  Cowboys and Bears.  Did they bring back John Madden to call this game?
  4. Stanford (7-0) Defeated USC 56-48.  Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll spent the entire game yelling "Go for 2!".
  5. Oregon (7-1) Defeated Washington State 43-28.  Yawn.
  6. Arkansas (7-1) Defeated Vanderbilt 31-28.  Thereby getting revenge on E. Gordon Gee for the Sugar Bowl loss.  One University President's job removed.
  7. Oklahoma (7-1) Defeated Kansas State 58-17.
  8. Boise State (7-0) Did not play.  Strength of schedule improves.  They still drop 1 spot.
  9. Nebraska (7-1) Defeated Michigan State 24-3.  And once again, Michigan State sees another promising season flushed down the shitter.
  10. South Carolina (7-1) Defeated Tennessee 14-3.  I should drop you 10 spots for only hanging 14 on UT.

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