Hey there college football fans. I don't know what it's been like with your program this past off-season, but man, it sure has been boring in Columbus.
To top it off, every week I get to see the worst offensive line play in football on Saturday while watching the Bucks and on Sunday while watching the Steelers. It's enough to make a football fan drink, which is of course why this blog exists.
For those of you who do not remember...
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
One more thing SEC/Michigan/Other suck-ass school fans, the university may have vacated all of the wins from last year. I have not.
- By boring, I mean that we are suffering a death by a 1000 cuts as in every week we get another not so bad NCAA violation, but the shit just adds up.
To top it off, every week I get to see the worst offensive line play in football on Saturday while watching the Bucks and on Sunday while watching the Steelers. It's enough to make a football fan drink, which is of course why this blog exists.
For those of you who do not remember...
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
One more thing SEC/Michigan/Other suck-ass school fans, the university may have vacated all of the wins from last year. I have not.
- Alabama (5-0) defeated Florida 38-10. It's a what have you done for me lately ranking, and sorry LSU and Oklahoma, they had the best win this week.
- LSU (5-0) Defeated Kentucky 35-7. LSU had the most impressive early schedule and would have been ranked #1, if not for the fact that one of the teams that they beat was West Virginia.
- Oklahoma (4-0) Defeated Ball State 62-6 and nobody gives a shit.
- Wisconsin (5-0) Defeated Nebraska 48-17. Wisconsin has taken a lot of heat for their soft non-conference schedule, but I think that it prepped them perfectly for Big 10 play.
- Boise St (4-0) Defeated Nevada 30-10. Do you remember the glory days of Boise in 2009 when they would have won by 40?
- Stanford (4-0) Defeated UCLA 45-19. Several bad NFL teams are asking you to be careful with their next qb.
- Clemson (5-0) Defeated Va Tech 23-3. And the football world is shocked that it actually took 5 weeks for Virginia Tech to be exposed.
- and 9, and 10 go to SouthCaroliMichiTexArkanaBraskaTech State. It is still to early to sort out the also-rans.
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