Monday, October 10, 2011

The Power Wry 10-10-11 BS Ranking

The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood, is the most accurate ranking of college football available.  Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix.  Two days later, I pinch off a post.
  1. LSU (5-0) Defeated Florida 41-11.  When you punter taunts at the end of a 40+ yard run, you're #1 in my book.
  2. Alabama (5-0) Defeated Vanderbilt 44-0.  Nice to see that they are not coasting after that big victory at Penn State a few weeks ago.
  3. Wisconsin (6-0) did not play. +1
  4. Oklahoma (6-0) defeated Texas (55-17)  The fact that a shitty Ohio State team should have beaten Nebraska this week, lessens the Big 12 (10)'s stock.  I know that Nebraska is now in the Big 10 (12), but they've only been there for two weeks.
  5. Boise St. (5-0) Defeated Fresno St 57-7.
  6. Oklahoma State (5-0) Defeated Kansas 70-28.  It's a good thing for them that Mark May didn't go to Kansas.
  7. Stanford (4-0) Defeated Colorado 48-7.  You drop because you beat a team that lost to Ohio State.
  8. Clemson (6-0) Defeated Boston College 36-14.  Will somebody beat these guys so I can have an ACC-free top 10.
  9. Arkansas (4-1) Defeated Auburn 38-14.  Does anyone miss Ryan Mallett?  Of course you don't.
  10. Michigan (5-0) / Michigan State (4-1).  One of these teams will not be heard from again in this poll.  The other will also have the screen door hit them in the ass in a couple of weeks.

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