The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
- LSU (9-0) Defeated Alabama 9-6. I fell asleep at halftime. Did I miss anything? Nope. As games of the century go... it's a good thing we have another 89 years.
- Alabama (8-1) Lost to LSU 9-6. If you were not so anti-immigration in the south, you would have better luck finding a kicker.
- Oklahoma State (9-0) Defeated Kansas 52-45. Don't care game of the week, numero uno. Dear Alabama, that means number one.
- Stanford (9-0) Defeated Oregon State 38-13. Really? Just 38-13. You gotta pound the Beaver(s) harder than that.
- Arkansas (8-1) Defeated South Carolina 44-28. South Carolina has Jerry Sandusky's favorite mascot.
- Oklahoma (8-1) Defeated Texas A&M 41-25. SEC speed could not bail out the Aggie's.
- Oregon (7-1) Defeated Washington 34-17. Surely, there must be another Hasselbeck ready to graduate from high school.
- Clemson (8-1) Did not play. Once again, well played.
- Boise State (8-0) Defeated UNLV 48-21. Pretty sure that UNLV is not a word, let alone a state or city. Buy a vowel people. Boise drops a spot.
- Penn State (8-1) Did not play. A couple of weeks ago I promised Buckeye-Hating-Chris that I would slide PSU into the 10 spot. At the time, I did not realize that would be an inappropriate comment.
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