The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
- LSU (10-0) Defeated Western Kentucky 42-9. Western Kentucky is the very thin part of the state, otherwise known as the pencil dick of the south. Or is that Spurrier's nickname?
- Oklahoma State (10-0) Defeated Texas Tech 66-6. Excuse me while I consult the book of revelations to see what this means.
- Alabama (9-1) Defeated Mississippi State 24-7. Here's a little behind-the-scenes on the ranking. Sometimes I get stuck trying to come up with a smart-assed comment, and come back to that team or teams when I'm done. I got nothing for this one and my drink is almost empty. At least you learned something useless.
- Oregon (9-1) Defeated Stanford 52-30. Luck is a can't miss prospect, which means that the Colts will suck for 10 more years.
- Oklahoma (8-1) Did not play. As always +1.
- Arkansas (9-1) Defeated Tennessee 49-7. Penn State is sending representatives to UT to find out how you fill a 100k stadium year after year when you suck.
- Clemson (9-1) Defeated Wake Forest 31-28. I can't believe that I have an ACC team ranked this high, this late in the season.
- Houston (10-0) Defeated Tulane 73-17. 73 points. I like your style. You can be my new Boise. Next week, you will be ranked 9th.
- South Carolina (9-2) Defeated Florida 17-12. It could be worse Florida, you could have lost to Purdue.
- Virginia Tech (9-1) Defeated Georgia Tech 37-26. Seriously. Two ACC teams.
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