The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
- LSU (11-0) Defeated Mississippi 52-3. LSU actually took a knee with 5 minutes left in the game. Love it.
- Arkansas (10-1) Defeated Mississippi State 44-17. Not a good week for ss-ss-pp.
- Alabama (10-1) Defeated Georgia Southern 45-21. You let a 1-AA team hang 21 on you. You get leap-frogged.
- Georgia (9-2) Defeated Kentucky 19-10. Georgia leaps into the rankings. I've ignored them all year because I remember the first 2 weeks of the season. This week didn't help, but did you see the rest of the games?
- South Carolina (9-2) Defeated The Citadel 41-20. SEC East, just like your crappy conference, but warmer.
- Houston (11-0) Defeated SMU 37-7. I promised to drop you last week, and I really wanted to baby. You know I did. It's just that, the state of Oklahoma had a bad day. You know I'll put you in your place next week, right? Don't you baby?
- 7-10 suspended due to give me a fucking break.
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