We have reassessed the situation, and he has been reclassified as "Driven." By we, I mean the royal we, as in that guy at Two Parts Rye is a royal asshole.
- LSU (12-0) Defeated Arkansas 41-17. No truth to the rumor that Bobby Petrino quit at halftime. You can see how that rumor came about, because he is a big quitter. As a matter of fact, he's quitting the top 10 this week.
- Oklahoma State (10-1) Did not play. You sneaky bastards.
- Alabama (11-1) Defeated Auburn 42-14. And no trees were harmed in the process.
- Stanford (11-1) Defeated Notre Dame 28-14. You should have hired Urban Meyer a few years ago. Oh yeah, he turned down the job. Hmmm.
- USC (9-2) Defeated UCLA by a whole bunch. Sanctions, we don't need no stinking sanctions. Really, we don't.
- Houston (12-0) Defeated Tulsa 48-16. Underachievers.
- Oregon (10-2) Defeated Oregon State 49-21. The Lewis vs Clark bowl.
- South Carolina (9-2) Defeated Clemson 34-13. Spurrier gave himself the game ball. Again.
- Michigan State (10-2) Defeated Northwestern 31-17. Token Big 10(12) team.
- Virginia Tech (11-1) Defeated Virginia 38-0. Pollsters have put them in the top 5, which goes to show that this is the only ranking worth reading.
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