The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
- LSU (13-0) Defeated Georgia 42-10. Duh.
- Oklahoma State (11-1) Defeated Oklahoma 44-10. The BS Championship game will be in my back yard on January 9th at 7:00 EST, so folks can actually watch the game and still get up for work the next day. If you guys do decide to show up, please send an e-mail or tweet so I can let my wife know that we are expecting company.
- Alabama (12-1) Did not play. Not well played. -1.
- Stanford (11-1) Did not play. Pass.
- Oregon (11-2) Defeated UCLA 49-31. They had to beat the ugly friend since USC was grounded.
- Wisconsin (11-2) Defeated Michigan State 42-39. Winning the inaugural Big 10 (12) conference championship game and earning an Oscar nomination for best supporting not-really-a-football-player (punter).
- South Carolina (9-2) Did not play. +1. That's how you do it 'Bama. The old ball coach still gots it.
- USC (9-2) Grounded. -3.
- Clemson (9-3) Any team that exposes (i.e. opens a can of whoop ass) Va. Tech twice in one year is alright with me.
- Michigan (10-2) I've had it with fucking bullshit conference pride. We have Urban now. Fuck you Michigan. I'm going back to the good old days when I hated all other 9(10(11)) teams in the Big 10(11(12)). Go Hokies! (You suck too) Don't think that I forgot you Fucky. Stanford by 20.
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