Two Parts Wry Observations: The Rich Rod Revisited

Rich Rodriguez, Innovator of the Spread Offense and

all-around D-Bag has had better weeks.

In my review of Thatcher's liqueur I concocted a cocktail recipe that was named after the University of Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez. Due to recent allegations, this recipe has now been modified.

Ingredients: Two parts rye, 1 1/2 parts Thatcher's, dash of Angostura bitters.
Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients and shake for 12-14 hours.
2. Pretend to Cry like a little girl.
3. Strain into a cocktail glass and enjoy.

Tests are being conducted to see if the laughter is louder in Morgantown or Columbus. So far, decibel readings are inconclusive.