Thursday, September 3, 2009

Two Parts Wry Observations: The Rich Rod Revisited

Rich Rodriguez, Innovator of the Spread Offense and
all-around D-Bag has had better weeks.

In my review of Thatcher's liqueur I concocted a cocktail recipe that was named after the University of Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez. Due to recent allegations, this recipe has now been modified.

Ingredients: Two parts rye, 1 1/2 parts Thatcher's, dash of Angostura bitters.
  1. Combine all ingredients and shake for 12-14 hours.
  2. Pretend to Cry like a little girl.
  3. Strain into a cocktail glass and enjoy.
Tests are being conducted to see if the laughter is louder in Morgantown or Columbus. So far, decibel readings are inconclusive.

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