Monday, September 21, 2009

Two Parts Wry Observations: NFL Week 2, NCAA Week 3

Not so random football thoughts from the weekend.

For all the buckeye fans that enjoyed seeing USC lose to Washington. That makes OSU look worse not better.

I wanted to wait until after the Steelers-Bears game before I posted this, didn't want to jinx the Stillers. How did that work out? Lesson learned. Talk smack no matter what.

Separated at birth?

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Lovie Smith done told me. Tyrone Carter can't cover.

Apparently bong resin is water soluble. Once the rains fell, San-Toke-io became San-Drop-io. The 10 days between the week one and two games would have been better spent NOT taking receiving lessons from Braylon Edwards.

The other theory is that Buckeye-Hatin'-Chris jinxed him when he said that "Holmes Catches Everything!" Next play. Drop.

The Tennessee Titans fans that I know are too polite to say this: "How the fuck are we 0-2?"
On the other hand, Denver Bronco fans are definitely saying: "How the fuck are we 2-0?"

Tom Brady isn't looking so hot without the other teams playbook. This observation is brought to you by Joel-needs-a-better-nickname. Wait a sec: Joel-Needs-Anonmyous-Designation. J-Nad. Shouldn't have asked me if I'm still blogging.

Normally clutch kicker Jeff Reed Sheetz'd his pants in the fourth quarter of the Steelers-Bears Game.

Got this cocktail recipe of the week from Mondesi's House, who got it from Twitter.

A Jeff Reed. 1 shot vodka. Pour it out. Now drink what's left in the bottle.

2 comments:

  1. Here's a fact...
    A player that is coming "on" to the scene should be hated by me. If I start "fawning and fanning" over a newb, he'll suck. Damn, I suck.

    Buckeye-Hatin'-Chris

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  2. I'm not saying that you jinxed him. I'm just saying that he never dropped anything until you said that "He never drops anything!"

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