Monday, October 8, 2012

The Power Wry NCAA Week 6 Rankings

The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available.  Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix.  Two days later, I pinch off a post.
Our Lady de Overated's helmets are a Harvey Dent original.

  1. Oregon (5-0) Defeated Washington 52-21: The Ducks were inspired this week.  They heard that Our Lady de Overrated (Notre Dame) one upped them in the ugly department.
  2. Alabama (4-0) Did not play.  What's the matter Sanders?  Chicken?
  3. South Carolina (6-0) Defeated Georgia 35-7... and Mark Richt's seat heats back up.
  4. West Virginia (5-0) Defeated Texas 48-45.  This qualifies as a pitchers duel for WVU.
  5. Ohio State (6-0) Defeated Nebraska 63-38.  Homer.
  6. Kansas State (5-0) Defeated Kansas 56-16 and nobody watched it.  
  7. Oregon State (4-0) Defeated Washington 19-6.  FG, FG, FG, TD, missed PAT.
  8. Our Lady de Overrated Defeated the U 41-3.  In the U's defense, they are not used to playing in front of crowds > 10k.
  9. Oklahoma (3-1) Defeated Texas Tech 41-20.  Texas Tech, snitch on your coach, get him fired, then suck.
  10. Rutgers (5-0) Defeated Connecticut 19-3.  Nice to see the MAC represent.
I'm going to curse my ESPN college pick'em streak by showing you that after 4 weeks, I get in a groove.  I'll probably score about 10 points this week.

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