I'm going to have to take crap from Bengal Scott this week. I also think that he needs a better nickname. This one's easy. He's 40 years old, has a baboon's heart and an artificial shoulder. He's been rebuilt better, faster, stronger. When he hits a foul ball, it carries an extra 80 feet. Every time he drinks a beer his arm makes this noise. He's the 6 Million Dollar Man.
As you can see by his stylish prison orange, he's a lifelong Bengals fan.
Congratulations Asshole.
I look forward to taking shit from you all year.
I think that I know what was up with Ben this week. Dunder Mifflin may file for bankruptcy and he's worried about his 9-5 job.
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