Two Parts Wry Observations: Michigan's new fight song

Hail to the victors has been replaced by Home for the Holidays by Perry Como.  Justin Boren transferred to OSU because he felt that Rich Rod was destroying the family values at Michigan.  I'm glad that he's on our team.  However, I have to point out that there is no greater family value than staying home for the holidays.  Rich Rod, the ultimate family man.

Pardon me, I have an urgent appointment in the end zone.