The Power Wry 2012 Wrap-up

I guess Alabama is the champ.  Since Auburn didn't collect their trophy last year.  You can have their's.  I hope that you don't mind that it is engraved with Auburn's motto of "Roll Tide".  Awkward.

What did we learn from the bowls?  Hint.  Not much.

• Gildan New Mexico Bowl: Temple Defeated Wyoming 37-15, becoming the Buck-Buck champions of 2012.
• Famous Idaho Potato Bowl: Ohio Defeated Utah St. 24-23, Ohio won.  Brady Hoke is confused.  It's like the time where he tried to figure out the difference between ham and spam.
• R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl: Marshall Defeated Florida Intl 20-10.  It's about time we kicked Florida out of the union.
• San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl: TCU Defeated Louisiana Tech 31-24.
• MAACO Las Vegas Bowl: Boise St. Defeated Arizona St. 56-24.
• Sheraton Hawaii Bowl: Southern Miss Defeated Nevada 24-17.  Thank god we don't have to pay attention to Paris Sheraton any longer.
• Advocare V100 Independence: Bowl Missouri Defeated North Carolina 41-24.  Is that a boner pill?
• Little Caesar's Bowl: Purdue Defeated W Michigan 37-32.  Preview of next years MAC Championship game.
• BELK Bowl: NC State Defeated Louisville 31-24.  BELK is like suet, only classier.
• Milatary Bowl: Presented By Northrop Grumman Toledo Defeated Air Force 42-41.  Your tax dollars at work.  Muah-ha-ha-ha-cough-ha.
• Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl: Texas Defeated California 21-10.  And we learned nothing.
• Champs Sports Bowl: Florida St Defeated Notre Dame 18-14.  And I'm only up to December 29th.  Fingers starting to ache.  Better take my rheumatiz medicine.  Also, Notre Dame sucks.
• Alamo Bowl: Baylor Defeated Washington 67-56.  I had no idea that George Washington was killed at the Alamo.  See, you learn something new every day.
• Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl: BYU Defeated Tulsa 24-21.  Once again, your tax dollars at work.  Muah-ha-ha-ha-cough-ha.
• New Era Pinstripe Bowl: Rutgers Defeated Iowa St 27-13.  Shitty game, snappy looking suit.
• Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl: Miss St. Defeated Wake Forest 23-17.  Can we foreclose on this bowl.
• Insight Bowl: Oklahoma Defeated Iowa 31-14.  Here's some insight, Kurt Ferentz is overrated.
• Meineke Care Care Bowl of Texas: Texas A&M Defeated Northwestern 33-22.  Thank you Northwestern for being the one thing we can count on in these uncertain times.  A Northwestern bowl loss.
• Hyundai Sun Bowl: Utah Defeated Georgia Tech 30-27.  And Kim Jong Il is dead.
• Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl Illinois Defeated UCLA 20-14.  Could have renamed it the Kraft Your Coach Just Got Fired Bowl.
• Autozone Liberty Bowl: Cincinnati Defeated Vanderbilt 31-24.  Zip em up.
• Chick fil-A Bowl:  Auburn Defeated Virginia 43-24.  Needs more hot sauce.
• TicketCity Bowl: Houston Defeated Penn St 30-14.  The real reason that LaVarr Arrington has taken down his Penn State swag.
• Taxslayer.com Gator Bowl: Florida Defeated Ohio State 24-17.  Nothing to see here.
• Outback Bowl: Michigan State Defeated Georgia 33-30.  Michigan State = Clutch
• Capital One Bowl: South Carolina Defeated Nebraska 30-13.  Man the Big 12 Sucks.
• Rose Bowl Presented by Vizio: Oregon Defeated Wisconsin 45-38.  The last hold out sold out.  You couldn't hold out for Sony?
• Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma State Defeated Stanford 41-38.  Welcome back to your proper place Stanford.
• Allstate Sugar Bowl: Michigan Defeated Virginia Tech 23-20  Brady Hoke was disappointed that it wasn't the High Fructose Corn Syrup Bowl.
• Discover Orange Bowl: West Virginia Defeated Clemson 70-33.  More points than teeth.
• AT&T Cotton Bowl: Arkansas Defeated Kansas St 29-16.
• BBVA Compass Bowl: SMU Defeated Pitt 28-6.  Damn you Tebow.  Oh, wrong Pitt.
• Godaddy.com Bowl: Northern Illinois Defeated Arkansas St 30-28.
• Allstate BCS National Championship Alabama Defeated LSU 21-0.  SEC goes down hard in their first nation title loss.
• BS National Title Game: LSU vs Oklahoma St. cancelled due to lack of snow, and teams.