Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Boomer Esiason Offends Chihuahua-Americans by comparing them to crappy Jets QB

Earlier today, Broadcaster, and former Jets quarterback Boomer Esiason created a controversy by comparing Chihuahuas to current jets QB Mark Sanchez, stating "If you watched Mark Sanchez the last month of the season, he was like a chihuahua standing on Madison Avenue and 36th Street entering the Midtown Tunnel, eyes bigger than you-know-what, and just so shaky."  The Taco Bell dog has issued a series of statements on behalf of all of those wronged little rats, I mean dogs.

  • First things first.  When we get shaky, we crap in Gucci & Gabbana purse, not down our legs like that guy.
  • Do you think a Chihuahua would take that shit from Santonio Holmes.  I would gnaw his ankle so hard, he'd need a second blunt for breakfast to forget the pain.
  • The only thing that we have in common with Mark Sanchez, is that we both know what Paris Hilton's snatch smells like.  Why am I suddenly in a mood for a Snausage?
  • You better sleep with one eye open Norman.

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