Thursday, November 25, 2010

The Power Wry BS Rankings 11/25/10

The Power Rye is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all the facts, figures, stats, scores, and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.

Week in review:  Due to a virulent case of monkey sars, this ranking is late.  I considered taking a bye this week, but bye's are for pussies.

  1. Auburn (11-0) Bye.  Mama's Boys.
  2. Oregon (10-0) Bye.  Pansies.
  3. LSU (10-1) Defeated Mississippi 43-26.  Nancy Boys. Oh... they played.  Sorry, I was on a roll.  Well done.
  4. Wisconsin (10-1) Defeated Michigan 48-28.  Everybody does.
  5. Ohio State (10-1) Defeated Iowa 20-17.  Devier Posey just arrived after being forced to walk home from Kinnick Stadium.
  6. Alabama (9-2) Defeated Georgia St 63-7.  How did they get Lord Saban to play on Thursday?
  7. Michigan State (10-1) Defeated Purdue 35-31.  Once again, defying the odds by not choking.
  8. Stanford (10-1) Defeated Cal 48-14.  Battle of the hippies.
  9. South Carolina (8-3) Defeated Troy 69-24.  Steve Spurrier has Macedonian ancestry.
  10. Boise St (11-0) Defeated Fresno St 51-0.  Boise leapfrogs TCU because they played their high school game in the rain.
Preview for the upcoming slate.

I'll be in the shoe sharing the love.

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