Power Rye BS Rankings 11/1/10

The Power Rye is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all the facts, figures, stats, scores, and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.


Week in Review:  Sparty finally showed his true colors.  As did Missou.

1. Auburn (9-0) Defeated Missippi 51-31.  Ackbar was wrong.

2. Alabama (7-1) Bye.  Even the bye week had a bye before they played Alabama.
3. Oregon (8-0) Defeated USC 53-32.  USC has had trouble navigating the salary cap era.  Look for Lane Kiffen to ruin your favorite franchise/program soon.
4. Wisconsin (7-1) Bye.  Nobody noticed.
5. LSU (7-1) Bye.  Les Miles clock management haunts him again.  He showed up at the stadium on Saturday and missed a golden opportunity to sleep in.
6. Ohio State (7-1) Defeated Minnesota 52-10.  For the first time this season, Ohio State did not lose 15 defensive backs to season ending injuries.
7. Iowa (6-2) Defeated Michigan State 37-6.  They fought the battle of Thermopylae in a corn field.  Whoops.
8. Nebraska (7-1) Defeated Missouri 31-17.  How in the hell did they lose to Texas?
9. Stanford (7-1) Defeated Washington 41-0.  Didn't watch it, and neither did you.
10. Utah (8-0) Defeated Air Force 28-23.  ...and nobody cares.