I couldn't find an image of Bugs playing catcher. |
Friday, November 30, 2012
James E Pepper 1776 Rye: That's the old Pepper?
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
The Power Wry Week 13: Order is Restored
I present to you, the 2012 Heisman winner. |
- Ohio State (12-0) Defeated Michigan Our Bitch'again (26-21) I'll tell you everything that you need to know about the Big 10(12(14)) Title Game. OSU Over Nebraska 63-38. OSU Over Wisconsin 21-14.
- Our Lady de Gonna be Rusty in January (12-0) defeated USC 22-13. The ratings are in, and everybody watched it, except me.
- Alabama (11-1) Defeated Auburn 49-0. After the close call with Cam Newton, Auburn has been shopping at the bargain bin.
- Georgia (11-1) Defeated Georgia Tech 41-10. The Dusty Rhodes vs. Harley Race of football.
- Oregon (11-1) Defeated Oregon 48-14. For those who didn't know, the Oregon civil war was started when someone puffed puffed, and didn't pass.
- Kansas State (10-1) Did not play. They prefer to spend Thanksgiving weekend in Oz.
- Florida (11-1) defeated Florida State 27-26. Once again Del Boca Vista Phase II beats Del Boca Vista Phase I.
- Texas A&M (10-2) Did not play. By did not play, I mean that they defeated Missouri 59-29. Not only does Johnny Fever have the Heisman trophy locked up, he has earned his PhD in his freshman year.
- LSU (10-2) Defeated Arkansas 20-13. And Les Miles gets a raise again. For somebody that everyone thinks is an idiot, he sure does rake in the cash.
- Kent State (10-1) Defeated Ohio 28-6. Enjoy your head coach, because he'll be packing his bags for greener pastures come January.
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Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Power Rye Week 12 2012. Suck it Bielema
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
I'm not sure how you lost poop boy. |
- Ohio State (11-0) Defeated Wisconsin 21-14. The Buckeyes delivered another clinic on how to win when you get totally outplayed.
- Our Lady de Don't Choke and You Are In (11-0) defeated Wake Forest 38-0. An exciting preview of future Notre Dame vs ACC action. Chip Kelly will have them ready to play against USC.
- Alabama (10-1) Defeated Western Carolina 49-0. Hey dumb-asses There is a North Carolina, and there is a South Carolina.
- Georgia (10-1) Defeated Georgia Southern 45-14. I have to do more research, but I think that the Republic of Georgia Southern used to be part of the Soviet Union. We may have an Air Force base there.
- Oregon (10-1) Lost To Stanford 17-14. Way to prepare for a rainy night Brian Kelly, because it never rains in the Pacific Northwest. I also think that Andrew Luck kid is going to be good.
- Kansas State (10-1) Lost to Baylor 52-24. That RG III kid is going to go places.
- Florida (10-1) Jacksonville State 23-0. And people wonder why the Jaguars can't sell out on Sundays.
- Florida State (10-1) Defeated Maryland 41-14. The Big 10's (14!?) reputation takes another hit.
- Texas A&M (9-2) Defeated Sam Houston State 47-28. You want to leave the Big 12(10) for the SEC, then fine. But to attack a great man like Sam Houston because he wouldn't let Texas join the Confederacy; that's just wrong.
- Kent State (9-1) Defeated Bowling Green 31-24. The Golden Flashes converted a 7-10 split for the victory.
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Monday, November 12, 2012
Power Rye Week 11 2012. Stumble Trip, Stumble Trip.
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
- Oregon (10-0) Defeated Cal 59-17. The Pac-12 needs to consider a mercy rule.
- Kansas State (10-0) Defeated TCU 23-10. While it was not his greatest game, we need to stop pretending that anyone other than Calvin Klein is going to win the Heismen this year.
- Ohio State (10-0) Did not play and moved up. How Tressellian of you Urban.
- Our Lady de Ho-Hum (10-0) defeated Boston College 21-6. Ho-Hum.
- Alabama (9-1) Lost to Texas A&M. The SEC is still tops, but the gap is closing rapidly.
- Georgia (9-1) Defeated Auburn 38-0. That's it? Poor showing by Georgia.
- Florida (9-1) Defeated La Lafayette 27-20. Really?
- Florida State (9-1) Defeated Va Tech 28-22. The weekly prize for further exposing the Va Tech sham goes to the Seminoles.
- Texas A&M Defeated Alabama 29-27. Johnny Football is a hell of a player. Throws the most accurate wounded duck in the nation.
- Kent State (9-1) Defeated Miami 48-32. Why not?
Having said all that. Don't be shocked if Alabama sneaks back into the title game.
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Friday, November 9, 2012
Colonel E.H. Taylor Straight Rye
Buffalo Trace Distillery continues to produce so many good whiskeys, their motto should be "we always remember to cup the balls." For the ladies that didn't get that reference, it's like "dialing the radio", except we actually like it.
I've been a big fan of the Colonel Taylor Series and the Rye does not disappoint.
It has been a while since I played the official press release tasting notes game. Let's dust it off tonight.
The latest offering from Buffalo Trace Distillery pays tribute to the former Distillery owner with a small batch, Bottled-In-Bond, 100 proof, straight rye whiskey from days long past.
An altogether different recipe and profile than Sazerac Rye, this recipe contains just rye and malted barley, no corn. Well I'll be damned. The result is an aroma full of dried fruit agreed, black pepper if by pepper, you mean oak, then sure, and touch of fresh dill nope. A small sip brings an array of flavors both sweet and savory It's like I'm watching Mexico, One Plate at a Time. Thank you Rick Bayless, I've learned so much from your show. It's a shame that your brother Skip is the world's biggest ass-hat. Guessing that only the fans of Mexican cooking shows will get that reference. Fortunately PBS will survive and those of you who are curious should check it out. With a terrific balance of dark spices and subtle caramel overtones. I guess I can give you that one. The finish is especially pleasing with an oaky dryness that lingers just long enough.
I've refilled my glass and "proof-read" this post. It's quite the train wreck, like Chuggington ... and Publish.
I've been a big fan of the Colonel Taylor Series and the Rye does not disappoint.
It has been a while since I played the official press release tasting notes game. Let's dust it off tonight.
The latest offering from Buffalo Trace Distillery pays tribute to the former Distillery owner with a small batch, Bottled-In-Bond, 100 proof, straight rye whiskey from days long past.
An altogether different recipe and profile than Sazerac Rye, this recipe contains just rye and malted barley, no corn. Well I'll be damned. The result is an aroma full of dried fruit agreed, black pepper if by pepper, you mean oak, then sure, and touch of fresh dill nope. A small sip brings an array of flavors both sweet and savory It's like I'm watching Mexico, One Plate at a Time. Thank you Rick Bayless, I've learned so much from your show. It's a shame that your brother Skip is the world's biggest ass-hat. Guessing that only the fans of Mexican cooking shows will get that reference. Fortunately PBS will survive and those of you who are curious should check it out. With a terrific balance of dark spices and subtle caramel overtones. I guess I can give you that one. The finish is especially pleasing with an oaky dryness that lingers just long enough.
I've refilled my glass and "proof-read" this post. It's quite the train wreck, like Chuggington ... and Publish.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
The Power Rye Week 10. The polls are in, we have a champion?
The first team to 10 is the champ right. Congratulations Ohio State! Wait, that's not how it works. Shit.
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
We're the best yeah, better than all the rest! |
- Alabama (9-0) Defeated LSU 21-17. Why do the best teams in the country constantly turn out snoozer games.
- Oregon (9-0) Defeated USC 62-51. Has Lane Kiffen actually won anything besides biggest douche in the universe?
- Kansas State (9-0) Defeated Oklahoma State 44-30. And once again, nobody watched it.
- Ohio State (10-0) Defeated Illinois 52-22. Hire Ron Zook!
- Our Lady de You Lucky Bastards (9-0) defeated Pitt 29-26. I'm glad that Big Ben saved is B game for the Giants.
- Louisville (9-0) Defeated Temple 45-17. I can't believe that a big time program or an NFL team as not hired Bobby Petrino.
- Georgia (8-1) Defeated Mississippi 37-10. Peachy
- Oregon State (7-1) Defeated Arizona State 36-26.
- Florida (8-1) Defeated Missouri 14-7. Really?
- Kent State (8-1) Defeated Akron 35-24. The hot MACtion continues.
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