Tomorrow, The Ohio State University goes before the NCAA Committee of Infractions. There is no need to wait for the NCAA to reveal the long history of bad-bad-bad-doings of ex-Ohio State coach Jim Tressel. Our crack staff of investigative drunks at the Wry World of Sports has already cracked the case.
- ∞ B.C. Tressel gives God the finger. Creates hell..
- Long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Tressel convinces Anakin Skywalker to kill some Yuenglings.
- 6000 B.C. Tressel bakes Eve an Apple Pie.
- 44 B.C. Et tu Jimbo?
- September 1st 1919. Shoeless Joe Jackson Tells Tressel that he'd "Gladly pay him Tuesday for a hamburger today."
- October 2cd, 1919. Chicago Black Sox Scandel.
- December 5th, 1952. Jim Tressel is born.
- October 2cd, 1963, Jimmy Tressel gets a library card in Dallas Texas.
- November 22cd, 1963. John F Kennedy is assasinated.
- ... Premise starting to run thin...
- May 30 2011, Tressel resigns as football coach at Ohio State. Justice!
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