Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Power Rye 2010-11 Final Rankings

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  It's been a while.  But the Baby Rye is on the move, which means I spend most of my free time playing goalie.

We'll count it down for the final poll.

10. The little sisters of the poor.  Who are much better than TCU.

9. Arkansas. (10-3) Nanna-nanna-boo-boo.  We beat you.  PS.  Scoop and score dipshit.
8. Oklahoma. (12-2) Defeated UConn 48-20.  Before you start feeling proud of yourself, please keep in mind that Michigan beat UConn by 20.
7. Alabama.  (10-3)  Defeated Michigan St. 49-7.  I was expecting an ass-whooping, but damn!
6. LSU (11-2) Defeated Texas A&M 41-24.  Les Miles is my favorite crazy coach. 
5. Wisconsin (11-2)  Just hand the ball off on every play and you win.  Bielema = Dumbass!
4. Stanford (12-1)   Looking forward to being irrelevant again.
3. Ohio State (12-1) Defeated Arkansas 31-26.  We are tattooing the victory in the record books, so that it cannot be removed in the future.
2. Oregon (12-1) Lost the national title game.  That's about it.
1. Auburn (14-0) Defeated Oregon 22-19.  They needed a fluke non-tackle and $200k, but dag gummit, they're the champs.  As champions, I ask that a representative of the university contact me to collect your trophy.  It's a customized bottle of Old Overholt, with your battle cry "Roll Tide" on the label.  I promise that I won't revoke it when you have to give back that crystal football in a year or two.

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