"Charlie brings the kind of down home midwestern values that our conference likes to represent. Let's face it, his dumb-ass show is the kind of brainless crap that midwesterners just suck up. Plus, his hatred of Alcoholics Anonymous went over really well in Wisconsin."
When asked what other qualities brought the two titans together, Delaney pointed out the obvious. "Joe Paterno also has Tiger's blood and Adonis DNA, so it was a natural fit."
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