The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
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| I'm not sure how you lost poop boy. |
- Ohio State (11-0) Defeated Wisconsin 21-14. The Buckeyes delivered another clinic on how to win when you get totally outplayed.
- Our Lady de Don't Choke and You Are In (11-0) defeated Wake Forest 38-0. An exciting preview of future Notre Dame vs ACC action. Chip Kelly will have them ready to play against USC.
- Alabama (10-1) Defeated Western Carolina 49-0. Hey dumb-asses There is a North Carolina, and there is a South Carolina.
- Georgia (10-1) Defeated Georgia Southern 45-14. I have to do more research, but I think that the Republic of Georgia Southern used to be part of the Soviet Union. We may have an Air Force base there.
- Oregon (10-1) Lost To Stanford 17-14. Way to prepare for a rainy night Brian Kelly, because it never rains in the Pacific Northwest. I also think that Andrew Luck kid is going to be good.
- Kansas State (10-1) Lost to Baylor 52-24. That RG III kid is going to go places.
- Florida (10-1) Jacksonville State 23-0. And people wonder why the Jaguars can't sell out on Sundays.
- Florida State (10-1) Defeated Maryland 41-14. The Big 10's (14!?) reputation takes another hit.
- Texas A&M (9-2) Defeated Sam Houston State 47-28. You want to leave the Big 12(10) for the SEC, then fine. But to attack a great man like Sam Houston because he wouldn't let Texas join the Confederacy; that's just wrong.
- Kent State (9-1) Defeated Bowling Green 31-24. The Golden Flashes converted a 7-10 split for the victory.
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