The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood and state of sobriety, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
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- Florida (7-0) Defeated South Carolina 44-11. Florida has the most impressive resume, but beating South Carolina is starting to get less impressive.
- Oregon (7-0) Defeated Arizona State 43-21. Halftime score 43-0. They took a self-imposed second half ban in order to score points with the committee for infractions.
- Alabama (4-0) Defeated Tennessee 44-13.
- Kansas State (6-0) Defeated WVU 55-14. And for a change, somebody watched it. Just not for long, because it was a grade A ass-kicking.
- Ohio State (7-0) Defeated Purdue 29-22. Urban pulls another victory out of his magic murder bag. (Currently watching an old Venture brothers rerun.)
- Oregon State (5-0) Defeated Utah 21-7. Whooped BYU last week. I'm thinking that those magic underwear are overrated..
- Our Lady de Just About Right defeated BYU 17-14. Yep, magic undies, overrated.
- Oklahoma (5-1) Defeated Kansas 52-7. A nation prays that they end the Our Lady of Please Go Away nightmare this week.
- Mississippi State (7-0) Defeated Middle Tennessee St 45-3. Congratulations. Next week, you get crushed by Alabama.
- Clemson (6-1) Defeated Virginia Tech 38-17. I'm thinking about saving the 10 spot for whoever beats Va Tech each week. 5-2 NC State, you're on deck.
No Desmond Howard's were harmed in the creation of these rankings. It was not for a lack of trying. He's still really fast. Free the Torg. I also hear that Kent Graham's backup pussed out on his radio show this week. That is hear-say because no one in Columbus listens to the Kirk Herbstreit show.
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