In non-ranking news, and since they won't be seeing this countdown this year, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Ohio State set offensive football back 80 years by going 1 of 4 passing and winning. Egads. That says a lot about Illi-noise and even more about the 6 teams that they beat.
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
The Power Rye, or Power Wry, depending on my mood, is the most accurate ranking of college football available. Each week, I feed all of the facts, figures, stats, scores and a pint of rye whiskey into the Power Rye ranking matrix. Two days later, I pinch off a post.
- LSU (7-0) Defeated Tennesee 38-7. It used to be that you couldn't spell citrus without "UT", now it's "B-UT, we scored this week."
- Alabama (7-0) Defeated Mississippi 52-7. Because they are awesome.
- Oklahoma (6-0) Defeated Kansas 47-17. The program hasn't been the same since Roy Williams left for North Carolina.
- Wisconsin (6-0) Defeated Indiana 59-7. At least they didn't run up the score this year.
- Oklahoma State (6-0) Defeated Texas 38-26. What the hell happened to Texas? Did they lose 30 scholarships and nobody told us. Did Vince Young have to give back Reggie Bush's Heisman?
- Boise (6-0) Defeated Colorado State 63-13. I dropped them because I thought that they had beaten Colorado, which lost to Ohio State. I have realized my mistake, but fuck-em anyway.
- Stanford (6-0) Defeated Washington State 44-14. Their star qb was recently disappointed to find out that the "Suck For Luck" sweepstakes does not involve fellatio.
- Clemson (7-0) Defeated Maryland 56-45. Clemson Tide is my favorite non-Sean Connery sub movie.
- Arkansas (5-1) Did not play. Well played.
- Michigan State (5-1) Defeated Michigan (28-14). Suck it Michigan.
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