The Power Rye: Ohio State fans spared from 4th year of one hopping a five yard slant

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/index.html
What's good for the goose...

The Human Turnstyle, TFL, Butter Fingers, "I paid for my tattoos!", and some other guy.

Five Ohio state football players have been suspended for five games next season due to their acceptance of discount tattoo prices, and selling of memorabilia to the same tattoo artist.  For some reason ($), they will be allowed to participate in the Sugar Bowl.  Ohio State will will surely struggle to replace their talent.

1. Terrell Pryor.  Who will one hop passes to wide open receivers when he's gone?
2. Boom Herron.  Who will get tackled for a loss every other play when he's gone?
3. Mike Adams.  Who will give up two sacks a game when he's gone?
4. Devier Posey.  Who is going to drop three passes a game when he's gone?
5. Soloman Thomas.  Who is he?

Here's what the dumbasses sold.

Adams must repay $1,000 for selling his 2008 Big Ten championship ring

Herron must repay $1,150 for selling his football jersey, pants and shoes for $1,000 and receiving discounted services worth $150

Posey must repay $1,250 for selling his 2008 Big Ten championship ring for $1,200 and receiving discounted services worth $50

Pryor must repay $2,500 for selling his 2008 Big Ten championship ring, a 2009 Fiesta Bowl sportsmanship award and his 2008 Gold Pants, a gift from the university

Solomon (Thomas) must repay $1,505 for selling his 2008 Big Ten championship ring for $1,000, his 2008 Gold Pants for $350 and receiving discounted services worth $155.